period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right? period: Yell at a puppy. period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.